17 Adult Plants That Look Like They Come Straight

1. Naked Man Orchid

Botanical Name: Orchis italic

Sounds like it’s straight out of a porn film; the Naked Man’s Orchid has a thick stalk with clusters of white, pink, or purple blooms that make it look like a naked man.

2. Bushman’s Buttocks

Botanical Name: Lithops ruschiorum

This plant brings glory to its name because it looks like a juicy buttock with a yellow flower emerging right from it!

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3. Clitoria

Botanical Name: Clitoria ternatea

A beautiful bloom of blue and white, the Clitoria is a herb with elliptic and obtuse leaves making it quite a quirky plant to look at.

4. Nipple Fruit

Botanical Name: Solanum mammosum

Certainly a fruit you’d love to have, the Nipple Fruit has velvety leaves and bears bright fruits that look like nipples.

5. Stiffcock

Botanical Name: Diospyros crassenevis

Not the Stiffcock you might have in mind, this plant has beautiful star-shaped blooms of purple with a particular attribute giving it the name.

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6. Vagina Plant

Botanical Name: Eriophorum vaginatum

A plant that looks like a Vagina? Count everyone in for this amazing plant that appears to be from the porn world.

7. Hot Lip Plant / Hooker’s Lips

Botanical Name: Psychotria elata

With a seducing flower that looks like Hot Red Lips, the Hooker’s Lips Plant undoubtedly makes its position in the weirdest plants!

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8. Penis Cactus

Botanical Name: Trichocereus bridgesii monstruosa

The Penis Cactus is a brilliant succulent that produces white-pink flowers. The cactus gets its name from the shape of its long and clustered stems covered in sharp spines.

9. Black Man’s Willie

Botanical Name: Rhodochiton atrosandineus

A purple bloom-covered vine, this is a worthy addition to quirky plants with its oddly shaped seeds.

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10. Butt Nut

Botanical Name: Lodoicea maldivica

Coming from the Coco de Mer tree and not from an adult website, the butt nut is one of the world’s largest nuts and looks like buttocks.

11. Hairy Balls

Botanical Name: Gomphrocarpus physocarpus

A plant known for its bristly seed pods that grow in pairs, Hairy Balls earns the reputation for its name.

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12. Horny Wonder

Botanical Name: Ceropegia ampliata

A mix of thick fleshy roots and stems bearing tiny leaves, the Horny Wonder has peculiar white flowers that look like condoms, earning it another name, the Condom plant.

13. Horse’s Balls

Botanical Name: Tabernaemontana donnell-smithii

Another one with a peculiar resemblance, the Horse’s balls plant, bears brown fruits that resemble the animal’s balls.

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14. Sausage Tree

Botanical Name: Kigelia africana

The Sausage Tree bears long and heavy fruits in the shape of sausages hanging from the tree.

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15. Family Jewels Milkweed

Botanical Name: Asclepias physocarpus

Excellent milkweed, this plant, with its seed pods that grow in clusters, resembles hairy balls, if you know what we mean!

16. Testiculata

Botanical Name: Bifora Testiculata

With a pointy appearance, the Testiculata has a dense head full of pistils and carries a name that certainly surprises everyone.

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17. Stinkhorn

Botanical Name: Phallus Impudicus

The Stinkhorn fungus looks like a phallus sprouting out of the ground and comes in white, beige, orange, and red colors.