The 22 Funniest Tweets From Today, July 16, 2024

It's a tale as old as "Once Upon a Time." You spot him — Shrek, the OG ogre himself — from across the bar at the Poison Apple Tavern. After sharing a few knowing glances — and a shockingly evocative CGI smirk — you treat yourselves to one too many bottles of Fair Ale Malt Liquor. Before you know it, you've found yourself with a rare invitation back to his swamp, getting down and extra dirty as the light from his earwax candle illuminates the walls of his converted tree stump condo.

Yet this magical evening — like all magical evenings — eventually comes to an end (pun unavoidable). You slip on your peasant shoes and your newly Lewinsky-stained medieval gown and head home to your place in Far, Far Away. Yet instead of opening the door to the full moon illuminating the wetland before you, you find yourself face to face with an unwelcome surprise: A paparazzi flashbulb capturing your not-so-stealthy getaway.

We've all been there. Or not. But regardless of whether or not you, like Reneé Rapp, have allegedly gotten down and Shrek-sy with it, one thing is certain: These memes are dank af.

From strange Facebook Marketplace finds to the evolution of hip-hop, here are the 22 funniest tweets of the day. 

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