Naked Man Alert, Naked Man Alert!
This one, the Naked Man Orchid (Orchis italica) is hilarious. Found in the Mediterranean regions, the tiny flowers have all you might expect to see if observing a naked man: eyes, a smile, arms and legs, and yep, a penis. And double yep, they do come in all lengths and sizes! Ahhh… a smiling naked man who keeps quiet and looks cute. Did some goddess create this one?