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04 February 2024 ( 372 views )
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This bizarre gallery of rude-looking fruit and veg will leave you red-faced

Banish boring brussel sprouts from your mind, and let the porn stars of the vegetable world take a bow.

 Strawberry fields forever
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Strawberry fields foreverCredit: Jam Press

Who knew aubergines could be so rude, or peppers so perky?

These specimens seem intent on making a fool of their eaters.

Whether it's a cheekily aroused tomato or a vulva-tastic pepper, some vegetables have clearly been flourishing in fertile soils.

Let your inner child bubble to the surface, as your bid to eat more fruit and veg this year gains a comedy dimension.

TIT-TOP TATTIES

 These potatoes look uncannily like a pair of breasts - albeit in root vegetable form
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These potatoes look uncannily like a pair of breasts - albeit in root vegetable formCredit: Jam Press

PICK OF THE CROP

 For some vegetables, size really does matter
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For some vegetables, size really does matterCredit: Jam Press

BUM'S THE WORD

 This peachy posterior (well, a tomato) could give Kim Kardashian a run for her money
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This peachy posterior (well, a tomato) could give Kim Kardashian a run for her moneyCredit: Jam Press

RED HOT CHILLI PEPPER

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Credit: Jam Press

It's a pepper - but bears an uncanny resemblance to a vagina, too

AUBERGINES RISE IN POPULARITY

 This well-endowed eggplant just can't stay still
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This well-endowed eggplant just can't stay stillCredit: Jam Press

WHAT A COCK-UP

 The cheeky tomato is full of fire - and bound to get a rise from any shopper
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The cheeky tomato is full of fire - and bound to get a rise from any shopperCredit: Jam Press
70-year-old woman stunned to find phallic-shaped pear in bag bought from Tesco

SERGEANT PEPPER

 The godfather of all peppers leaves little to the imagination
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The godfather of all peppers leaves little to the imaginationCredit: Jam Press

CRACKING FIND

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Credit: Jam Press

PEACHY CHEEKS

 A juicy find came a cropper in this field
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A juicy find came a cropper in this fieldCredit: Jam Press

A KNIFE TO THE MANHOOD

 This reenactment looks rather menacing
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This reenactment looks rather menacingCredit: Jam Press

WHAT A CROPPER

 This fruit hardly leaves anything to the imagination
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This fruit hardly leaves anything to the imaginationCredit: Jam Press

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