Banish boring brussel sprouts from your mind, and let the porn stars of the vegetable world take a bow.
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Strawberry fields foreverCredit: Jam PressWho knew aubergines could be so rude, or peppers so perky?
These specimens seem intent on making a fool of their eaters.
Whether it's a cheekily aroused tomato or a vulva-tastic pepper, some vegetables have clearly been flourishing in fertile soils.
Let your inner child bubble to the surface, as your bid to eat more fruit and veg this year gains a comedy dimension.
TIT-TOP TATTIES
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These potatoes look uncannily like a pair of breasts - albeit in root vegetable formCredit: Jam PressPICK OF THE CROP
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For some vegetables, size really does matterCredit: Jam PressBUM'S THE WORD
![This peachy posterior (well, a tomato) could give Kim Kardashian a run for her money](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nintchdbpict000375811903-e1514912386956.jpg)
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This peachy posterior (well, a tomato) could give Kim Kardashian a run for her moneyCredit: Jam PressRED HOT CHILLI PEPPER
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Credit: Jam PressIt's a pepper - but bears an uncanny resemblance to a vagina, too
AUBERGINES RISE IN POPULARITY
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This well-endowed eggplant just can't stay stillCredit: Jam PressWHAT A COCK-UP
![The cheeky tomato is full of fire - and bound to get a rise from any shopper](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nintchdbpict000375811917.jpg)
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The cheeky tomato is full of fire - and bound to get a rise from any shopperCredit: Jam Press70-year-old woman stunned to find phallic-shaped pear in bag bought from Tesco SERGEANT PEPPER
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The godfather of all peppers leaves little to the imaginationCredit: Jam PressCRACKING FIND
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Credit: Jam PressPEACHY CHEEKS
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A juicy find came a cropper in this fieldCredit: Jam Press
A KNIFE TO THE MANHOOD
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This reenactment looks rather menacingCredit: Jam PressWHAT A CROPPER
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This fruit hardly leaves anything to the imaginationCredit: Jam Press