This bizarre gallery of rude-looking fruit and veg will leave you red-faced

Banish boring brussel sprouts from your mind, and let the porn stars of the vegetable world take a bow.

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Who knew aubergines could be so rude, or peppers so perky?

These specimens seem intent on making a fool of their eaters.

Whether it's a cheekily aroused tomato or a vulva-tastic pepper, some vegetables have clearly been flourishing in fertile soils.

Let your inner child bubble to the surface, as your bid to eat more fruit and veg this year gains a comedy dimension.

TIT-TOP TATTIES

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PICK OF THE CROP

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BUM'S THE WORD

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RED HOT CHILLI PEPPER

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It's a pepper - but bears an uncanny resemblance to a vagina, too

AUBERGINES RISE IN POPULARITY

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WHAT A COCK-UP

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SERGEANT PEPPER

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CRACKING FIND

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PEACHY CHEEKS

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